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THE SEVERED PALM PAGE--WELCOME TO ORANGE COUNTY--CLENCH YOUR SPHINCTER

Welcome to the Severed Palm Page, the internet home of the festering corporate empire of Scott Hawkins. Based in Orange County, California, the Severed Palm Group is a bewildering array of fictitious corporate entities whose labyrinthine management structure seems to be chiefly designed to prevent its Chief Executive Officer from ever untangling the knotted neurons of his long-suffering brain so overwhelmed is he by Surreal Quarterly Reports and bulging Portfolios of Dada.

The flagship companies of the Severed Palm Group include:

Severed Palm Development: ...envisioning the ruins of tomorrow in the utopias of today
Severed Palm Music: ...standing in the neon light, howling at the absent stars
Severed Palm Hallucinatory Technologies: ... objectified nightmares for the world to come
Severed Palm Propaganda Systems: ...satire in service to the Revolution

None of these entities have ever made a nickel's worth of profit. They resolutely avoid enhancing the Gross Domestic Product. How they keep going is a mystery under investigation by governnment agencies. Soon, no doubt, they will act to put an end to this fraud. The SEC will levy fines. The Justice Department will hand down indictments. Outraged investors will tear the CEO limb from limb, then take what's left of their money and put it into something relatively safe, like derivatives. But until that day, the Severed Palm Group will continue blithely on its way, venture capital gone flabby, lolling about in the tepid waters of entropy, waiting for the end o' the world.

Enjoy it while you can...