Do you have a few minutes? I have always had a lot to say, and I'd like you to read it. I'd also like you to find these essays and ramblings profound and/or entertaining. If you don't please include in the subject of your email the words "hostile cr iticism" so I won't read them when I'm feeling fragile.
All of these pieces are mine, and are here for your personal enjoyment. If anyone is going to make any money from them it will be me.